This is a side-eye. I am usually judging someone for something when this is used. Or judging myself for saying something ridiculous.

This is a blank stare. It sometimes is used at the end of something that I said if I’m being sarcastic or facetious.

This is me with my hands in the air or fist pumping. I’m probably saying “WHOOOO!!!”

When someone does or says something that you find incredibly appropriate or makes a strong point, you can cosign with a hearty “WELP.”

It’s the shorter version of “wait a minute.” Twitter taught me.

When something happens that renders you unable to talk about your feelings so all you can do is just slide down a wall. Think of most Lifetime movies. There’s a video of me doing the *wall slide*. Als [..]

It means to get emotional. I got this from watching old Saturday Night Live clips with Mike Myers playing an older Jewish mom who always got “verklempt.”

This is when “iCan’t” doesn’t do the job of expressing how unable I am.  Other variations: “My inability to can is deficient” etc. etc.

When you cannot deal with something, you can simply say you are “unable.”

Because “UGLY ASS” is too many syllables. Some phrases just need to be merged. Related: GOOFASS.