An independent political advocacy organization permitted to take unlimited amounts of influence away from voters.

A form that sits on a coffee table in a college apartment until mid-December.

An object recording a voter's decision that is frequently counted toward an election's outcome.

The process by which Americans are quadrennially reminded of Iowa's existence.

System through which the three branches of the United States government ensure the American people never become too powerful.

The best four-day-long chance a politically active, overweight Kia salesman from Tulsa has to nail one of them blond Fox anchors.

The most effective and efficient way to produce results in government.

Primary source of income for body language experts.

A demented, often screaming individual who experiences intense arousal at the sight of a vertically printed placard bearing his or her state's name.

A moderately representative plutocracy.