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Angry Dragon


Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
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blumpy


You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
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Ballsacking


Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
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arabian goggles


A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
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bear claw


A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
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Brunski


When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other var [..]
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Butter Face


When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is nasty.
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Chocolate pizza


Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
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Cleveland Steamer


The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
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Corn


Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is "Corn" means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorg [..]
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