Computers with a higher TCO than those you own yourself

A typesetting language designed to be abused for layout

A language feature for placing policy and logic in areas inaccessible to debuggers

A programming technique, plus language features, for throwing exceptions early

Software priced according to how much money you have

Language features or paradigm that maximizes the use of nested parens

A metric for judging how impatient the language designer was

Value Store (AKA hash table) - A very scalable data storage model that transfers the burden of maintaining indexes and relational integrity from the database to the developer

A language feature for hiding GOTOs behind names

Part of the Agile process that ensures development is in agreement with the strongest personality at the table